Tuesday, April 28, 2009

bila malaysia nak ada F1 driver nie...


archery….hmmm, dlu aku anti gilaa ngan sport cmnie…tak kuar peluh…membosankan…now, starting from today, after aku try for first time kt sunway pyramid…hmmm, not bad laa…quite interesting actually…lagipun, just suka2 jaa lpak and maen2 ngan membe2…so…aku rasa, better kalian try laa..org ckap laa, tak knal maka tak cinta…kami maen sorg 30 anak panah dgn bayaran rm13/person…so, affordable laa kn rate dia..dari 30 batang anak panah tue, 5 kena accurate to center point…so, not bad kan for 1st timer cam aku?? ha ha ha ha…

k, aku nk cita pasal mendalah bodo and bangang yg aku rasa tak perlu laa dikuarkan statement…org ckap lagi nie, tak yah laa susah2 nk tegakkan benang yang basah..lu pikiq laa sendri, benang basah susah gilaa bro nk tegakkan..coz jisim dia bertambah (melayu laa ckit)..so..isu dia cmnie…aku bukan peminat AF k?? aku anti smua reality tv yg sama je concept dia…nk cari artis..so, pergaulan ntah pa ntah..bagi aku, rancangan cmnie tak membina..hiburannnnnnnnnnnnnn jaa memanjang…biaq laa Malaysia nie lahirkan pemenang nobel…engineer yg gempaq…doc bedah yg rmai…setiausaha agung PBB…pelumba F1 pertama…nie, pi mai pi mai…artisss…hu hu hu..nie pendapat aku laa…angpa agree or not, lantak pii laa…kata Malaysia nie demokrasi…haaa, isu yg aku nk cita nie about…kan heboh pasal aril terkuar last week and dia peluk cikgu2 dia…kalu cikgu laki tak pa..no hal…mmg baguih pun…nie cikgu pompuan…wat daaa hell….yg aku nyampah tue, slumber bewak dia ckap org luar tak paham perasaan diorg bdk AF nie dh jd cm family..rasa dekat sgt di hati….alahai aril, nie aku nk habaq ckit, bukan berkhutbah k, cuba betulkan diri ini jua…waaa, cam penah dgr kn ayat nie..ha ha ha…yg haram tetap haram…yg mangkuk ayun sgt bagi reason nie apa benda nyaa, tak perlu laaa kami paham pun hang rasa apa ka…family ka…kakak hang kaa..pa2 pun…hang tau dak…kalu bukan muhrim hang peluk sapa pun, tetap haram…sekali lagi eden ulang nie…yg haram tetap haram broooo…kalu tak nak dgar bab2 islam, dalam adat melayu..and adat timur pun, nie bukan bnda yang elok broooo….jgn laa jd jahil seteruk tue….so, ckap byk tak guna….AFUNDI AISHAH!!! ha ha ha ha

Saturday, April 25, 2009

aku dan olga kurylenko..


kalu laaa bole aku melompat smpai setinggi yelena isinbayeva…or bole menghelaa pjg nafas menunjukkan kelegaan di hati ini dari 1001 poning2, tension2, bosan2 ngadap laptop nk siapkan tesis,FYP, or anything lagi yg kalian pnggil…i’ll do it coz just do it bro…aku dh settlekan tesis…and our presentation also ngn jayanya..so now…yesssssssssss…yatttaaaa..ha ha ha ha…aku bebas seketika be4 final exam maaa…

let me tell u…2 hari b4 submission tesis and presentation…aku tak tido..lgsg tak..really?? wat da hell nya bz rite…bloody bz…and bla bla bla bla laa lgi…abes jaa presentation kul 5…aku smyg and trus maen futsal…like usual routine laa..kn aku ckp, i’m fit like ian thorpe…jgn korang tak knal lak mamat nie k…ha ha ha…so..balik jaa umah from main…slumber wawa, slumber yaya, slumber bewak jaa aku tido until t’lpas magrib…tobat2..bngun jaa dlm kul 10..mandi2…g mkn…and then, g tgk muvi kt mid…fast and furious 4…cita nie bagi aku…quite okay laaa…bes2…serious tak tipu…k laaa tuan2 puan…aku nk enjoy pueh2 lagi week nie…kasi lpas smua kebosanan yg aku tanggung b4 nie nk siapkan tesis…..alhamdullilah….syukran jazilan yaa ustazzzz….

Saturday, April 4, 2009

sharing is caring..chilll rrr


bilik cam tongkang pecah..kan aku ckp, aku buzy..mls nk kemas laa…smua note bertaburan..ada maid nk hired tak?? yg penting maid tue baekkk punyaa…



contoh kete pkai carbon-fiber..gempaq kn?


hmmm….seriously aku takdaa idea nk tulis paa…no idea, kering idea, blurrrr, jiwa kosong, and bla bla blaaa…tau sebab paa?? aku highlight nie…hidup aku now cukup membosankan, memboringkan, memeningkan, serabut, tak terurus, dan yg sewaktu dengannya memandangkan coursework, MEng project, and thesis smua parallel perlu disiapkan dlm tempoh around 3weeks nie..tak caya tgk gmbr bilik aku, cam tongkang pecah…memang ari2 aku ngadap laptop nie utk wat kja2 tue smua yg membuatkan aku rs bila dh kje nnt, ada duit, nk hempukkk2 laptop nie..dah tak efisien, lembap, and asyik hang jaaa…ngada2 nyaa laptop..gilaa kaa paa..br 2 thn aku pkai..teknologi laa nie dh makin gempaq laaa…kjap jaa kehebatan spesifikasi laptop aku nie bertukar menjadi ketinggalan dek teknologi yg entah pa2 ntah nowadays…

haaa…alang2 aku bosan gilaa babun bukan kepalang malam nie..let me tell u new knowledge dat can be shared among us…sharing is caring rite? memandangkan aku wat coursework subjek advanced technology review, aku wat laa review and research pasal cars of the future: plastic makes perfect…adaa paham? aku unexpected laa yg body kete sebenarnya dah stat difabricate using plastic material like carbon-fibre reinforced plastic..contoh commercial car yg first adapt dis technology is Carrera GT Porshe and Lotus Elise…tak wide lagi laa application material nie utk kete…but, dah ada stepping stone laa..at least, dh ada laa pengerak, enzim, catalyst, and bla bla bla company yg dh stat pakai..before nie, Boeing 787 guna CFRP nie utk design a lot of their main component like wing structure, fuselage, etc….and tak dilupakan juga, kete F1 pun pkai dis composite material..nmpk tak, applikasi material nie dh quite byk laa, but, as a new and emerging, plan2 kayuh laa kn…actually laaa, material nie punya advantages byk gilaaa dowwwh..okay, according to F=ma kan mama kan.…ha ha ha ha..force=mass x acceleration laa..means, kalu kete tue mass(jisim daa) dia ringan…ckit laa force kn…so, in term of fuel consumption and performance..kiraa saving laaa bro…wlaupun composite nie light in weight, but still strong for properties maa like high strength-to-weight and high stiffness-to-weight ratios, corrosion resistance, and high durability…lagi satu, easy to fabricate for any complex shape..and mesti laa nmpk eye-catching rite…so, pasni, lgi pelik2 laa design kete, tapi yg penting, jgn design cam peti sejuk proton juara sudeeee..ha ha ha..next, fabrication using CFRP reduces the number of parts making up and the need for fasteners and joints that may be the weak points of a component yg bole menyebabkan potensi crack-initiation..dlm byk baik2 part jaa, material nie adaa laa gak part yg tak baik..cth nyaa, expensive laaa bro..nk material yg bagus knaa ada modal yg bgus laa kn..klu kail pjg sejengkal, jgn memancing di lautan dlm, klu takut dilambung ombak, jgn berumah di tepi pantai..hu hu hu..for properties side, how microstructural part, surface modification about dis material, pjg sgt nk citaa laa…angpaa cari sendri laa dlm tenet noo..tanya makcik google and uncle yahoo…tak kan smua aku nk citaa kot..eden ponat nk type…

next…aku nk share pasal business plan..actually, for my MEng project..refer to entry bikin panas jaa laa..aku acting as project engineer..so, part nie aku wat laa..aku tunjuk laa roughly proposal aku wat kat consultant from UK yg hired by my uni, tau paa dia kata…jeng jeng jeng..ha ha ha ha..quite good as rough nyaa proposal…pehhhhh…okay, b4 aku melalut syok sendri lagi pjg..aku nk tanya, angpaa tau tak business plan tue apa…utk apa…cmna..di mana..bagaimana..siapa…bla bla bla laa lgi..hmmm, bukan aku nk tunjuk pndai laa or kononnya nk cita lebat..kn aku ckp td, sharing is caring…ulang lagi adek2..sharing is caring…hu hu hu..business plan nie di wat as a proposal for bank loan or nk dpt kn investor or sewaktu dgn nya..kita cita psal business kita…marketing strategy…business strategy..promotion…financial planning..SWOT analysis..porter’s 5 forces analysis…PEST analysis..4P analysis..management planning..etc…yg aku nk cita pendek jaa actually, pasal business strategy for competing in emerging industries..especially new startup company laa…

a) seeking industry leadership and capturing potential first-mover advantages

b) push to perfect technology, improve product quality, and attractive features

c) form strategic alliances with key supplier etc…advice from consultant to us coz product kitaorg pasal2 kete nyaa product, don’t form with automotive company coz depaa nie hanya tau manipulate untung by push us to lower price…mean, tak competitive laa..

d) use price cuts to attract price-sensitive buyers

Next, target market knaa btul laa..understand paa yg potential customer nk..bukan syok sendri..marketing and promotion kna aggressive and effective laa..advertising tue essential maa..kna kja kuat..go go chaiyokkkk..tau tak, kat dunia nie, internet user around 1,581,571,589 and 15,868,000 @ 62% from population kat Malaysia nie pkai tenet…so, gunaa laa tenet maa nk promote..byk tue chances to success and explore…knal dr. irfan khairi? not khairy jamaluddin laa..ha ha ha ha…dr. irfan nie jutawan tenet yg muda…wat business pkai tenet jaa…kayo jaa…klu dia bole, tak kan kitaa tak bole kn…kata Malaysia bole…bole kaa?? ha ha ha ha…
So…end of story laa for 2nite…mls nk tulis pjg2 lgi…ckp byk tak gunaa…chill rrrr jommm…